Comment "There are no Pirulín in this airport" on Miami International Airport, United States

I was told I would feel just like in the Aeropuerto Internacional de Maiquetía, but it is a total lie. There are not enough Venezuelans and hot women, and you know Venezuela has the most beautiful women in the world. There are no Nescafé vending machines, and ALL the vending machines actually worked. How do you expect to feel like in Venezuela, the best country in the world... Ever!, if you don't find a machine that takes your money and gives you nothing?. Last, but not least, I walked the entire airport looking for Pirulín and I couldn't find any.

My comment about Miami International Airport

(plain text only)