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Swenge
My name is Steven Johnson. I got my haircut there in 2003 and haven't brushed it since.
MENS PISS!
I have to agree with the other bengers who have posted on here. The swenge is particularly genge at Kenge. I had a pint of piss (which I didn't) with Gary Swenge (who doesn't exist) in the Lenge Lounge (which also doesn't exist).
Swenge
Kenge is still spange. We swenged there last penge and slunged some stunge. It was lenge.
What?
F
FFF....
FFFFFF.....
FUCKIN' SPANGE!!!!!
Complaint
This was my first time to Kenge, even though the airport was spectacularly spunge not one person said flenge, genge or henge! I must admit I was looking for more menge mixed with some tenge sprinkled with some wenge..
Having said that, Basten Twange was on hand to offer ample amounts of lenge and he even had a pint of senge with me.
Does any of this make sense to anyonge?
BONGE!
re: Kenge
Kenge is the Dengest Airpenge I have even flenged to.
Mayor of Kenge
Dear Sqongers,
I'm glad people have finally discovered Kenge and realised what a truly benge place this is. My name is Royston Spengeworthy and I am the Mayor of Kenge. I would like to share a little of our Kenge-tastic culture with you. Here is an extract from our town anthem. It is the chorus and, coincidentally, is sung to the same tune as your Western 'Silent Night'
"Silent Kenge
Holy Kenge,
All is munge
All is tunge,
Round yon spenger
Tarken and flark
Flunge in heavenly me-ee-enge.....
Flunge in heavenly Kenge"
I hope to welcome you all to Kenge in the near future.
Happy spengeing!
Slengetastic!
Kenge is mint. I skenged there last month. They must have read the feedback as there was plenty of mengebrau, and even some penge. When I asked about flunge they said Basten was on the case. He is mint too.
Kengeness
Dear squengers,
I had a penge time at Kenge Airport! It is full of spenge people and the airplengers were pure luxury. When I arrived, I was greeted by Basten Twange who gave me a guided tour of the airport.
All in all Kenge airport is denge, with ample twenge.
Splenge, fenge, genge!
Kenge
Kenge airport is spengetastic!
I had a flarking good time in the Duty Frenge section and the
securitenge guards were really monge.
Only area of slight criticism is I would have liked to have seen
some more flunge available. I like flunge.
(no subject)
🔗 Fri, 28 Oct 2022
— @SenorBenge at Kenge Airport, Democratic Republic of the Congo
Best Tuna Melt in the Congo. Simply kengetastic!